To bring men together in a brotherhood based upon debauchery and alcohol consumption, with a bond as strong as football itself and as vulgar as profanity. To know no Wimp, no Puss, no Cry, no Puke, but to know men as brothers. To teach that brethren the field over should chug together and contend for supremacy on Thanksgiving Day. To teach, not cowardice, but manliness. To have no indulgence limits within which to consume together for the inebriation of our brothers in the football masquerades of our lives. These were the thoughts and dreams uppermost in the minds of the founders of the Turkey Bowl Organization.

Rookie Hi-Jinks included personal interviews, a talent show, endurance and conditioning chugs,  synchronized chugging in the pool, and rapidly serving beers to the veterans, forcing the keg to spit early.  One rookie not only fetched the replacement beer, but paid for it!  These competitive warriors showed up in real Turkey Bowl style.  Kudos to the new crop, but it is far from over.

This brief overview is the only information that was released, as the entire episode is considered Top Secret.  The rookies performed well overall, making this years coveted “Rookie of the Year” award a tight race.  The game performance will weigh heavily, and the management will decide which puss rookie will mature from a sopping vagina to a full fleged MAN, groomed and nurtured via the uncanny eloquence of the Turkey Bowl.

Now rookies get your fingers out of your asses and finish those costumes – the game is in 8 hours!

Get you a coldy @ TB12

-Belly

The Turkey Bowl mystique is a phenomenal force, forcing usually nagging wives and bitchy girlfriends to put aside their regularly negative attitudes and let us go, off to the game making unique fools ourselves and loving it, all while getting intoxicated.

So let it all out, give it your all and get away with as much as you can on this day, remembering you will pay for it for the next 364.

Get you a coldy and see you @tb12

-Belly

There are all sorts of fun things in store for our new crop of puss rookies.  Sarge will be on hand to keep the wimps in line, and of course there will be all sorts of other fun surprises, which we will be sure to enjoy.  Imbert will be on-hand for his usual hi-jinks and there will be some intimate pool and hottub activity involving these wanna-bee turkey bowlers. 

With all this gayness in sports lately, Lets hope the rookies dont make out with each other like Timmy and Demaryus!!

The Turkey Bowl would like to honor all the members of our military who keep our country free, allowing us to succomb to the unalderated debauchery that transpires each thanksgiving morning.  Our beloved military personnel fight for our rights to dress like idiots, consume way to much alcohol, and act like total morons on a sacred holiday.  So to you, we say Thank You.

We have designated that all members of the US Military are  Honorary Turkey Bowl Members, and Certified Chuggers.  I’m sure all who are awarded this highest of  moniker will stand tall and chug a cold beer and salute  Turkey Bowl!

Sorry its been awhile since the last post, but we always relish the opportunity to celebrate the Turkey Bowl.  and here we are again, another mundane year has passed this is our reward for trudging through it… Getting into a dress and playing flag football at 7am getting drunk, and no one can say shit about it!!

Get ready for TB12, Dozen.  Its been a dozen years since this whole thing started.  12 Ounces, 12 Packs, 12 Turkey Bowls.. Coincendence??  We think NOT!!

Directions to “Turkey Bowl Field”

7am Be There!!!

I-4 north from Orlando

Take the SR-434 exit number 94 toward Longwood / Winter Springs

Turn left onto Fl-434 W.

Turn right onto Wekiva Springs Rd. 2.47 miles (Light)

Turn right onto Riverbend 0.14miles (Light)

Go to the 6^th block that you can make a left on (Riverbend Street) go left

Next side street, Cove Park go left to entrance.

Pussies Be Ready!!

So back up off that barstool, rummage through the old coat room, glab your filthy cleats, and report, as you always will, to TB Field at the appropriate time.  Who was I to think getting a little lackluster could diminish what the Turkey Bowl has Wrought!  Lets CHARGE into the new decade, FULL BEERS AHEAD, drinking, imbibing, CHUGGING everything in our RELENTLESS PATHS!!   Now quit the RahRah and get yourself a coldone-

Belly

Some of you are getting a little old to act like idiots anymore.  Please, if you think this is you, then move over and make way for someone without a snatch, who is willing to preserve the spirit and debauchery of the Turkey Bowl.  Shit or get off the can.

No rookie is safe this year as I expect an onslaught of relentless pranks to be forced on unsuspecting queer rookies.  If you are a 2010 Gay rookie, I’m sure there are a few nice changes ahead this year for queers like you,  so stay tuned!!   And remember the mixer rule:  my BEER NEVER GETS EMPTY!  I haven’t seen a rookie accomplish this yet.

Belly

All you wimps better get your drinking caps out alreadt because this shit sneaks up on you, and Turkey Bowl never lets it slide.  SOOO  Go get you coolers,  bags of ice, and BEER-  Lets pretend you know the drill, we all know you are still hung over.  We will help you get thru Thanksgiving Dinner, I promise

The Monday Night mixer is less than 2 weeks away.

If this is your 5 or 10 year anniversary please let us know asap.

Turkey Bowl 11 – Monday Night Mixer

Monday 11/22 at 6:30pm

Location: Adam’s House

5321 Conway Oaks Court

Orlando, FL 32812

407-948-4724

From Longwood: I4 West to 408 East and exit on 436. Head south towards the airport until you hit Gatlin Rd (Approximately 5 miles). Go right on Gatlin (If you hit Hoffner you went to far). Go through the next light and make a left on Kennedy Rd. (across from school) go down about ½ mile to Conway Oaks Court and make a left. 7^th house on left.

From Sanford: 417 south to 408 west. Exit on 436. Head south towards the airport until you hit Gatlin Rd (Approximately 5 miles). Go right on Gatlin (If you hit Hoffner you went to far). Go through the next light and make a left on Kennedy Rd. (across from school) go down about ½ mile to Conway Oaks Court and make a left. 7^th house on left.

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New Cheerleaders for Turkey Bowl 11

Below and attached are the teams and field info.

Remember be at the field no later than 7:15am for warm-up, the festivities begin at 7:30am sharp. The field location has changed, we are playing at the practice field for the Citrus Bowl. The field is called Festival Field, it’s located on the corner of W. South Street and Rio Grande right next to the Citrus Bowl, see map attached.  Scroll down for team info and map. BETTA BRING IT TO TBX!!

CLICK HERE FOR PDF MAP AND TEAM LIST

if you need adobe reader  click here

TEAMS:

Click for a really Big Fucking Map!

 Getchu a Coldone and see you at the Mixer!